Here are some jokes for your to share with your friends and family!
Laugh and enjoy!

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Where do you find a turtle with no legs?

(Submitted by Beanie from Temple City, CA)

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What do you call two birds in the sun?

(Submitted by Ashlyn (age 5) from TN - thank you!)

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Little Old Lady
Little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel !!

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What kind of flower grows between your nose and your chin?


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Q. What is the difference between a train and a teacher?

A. The teacher tells you to spit out your bubble gum
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a train says "Choo-Choo!" (Chew-chew!)
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7...8...9!
(7 ate 9)

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What is ORANGE and sounds like a parrot?

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What did Winnie-the-Pooh say when he was offered dessert?
Pooh
"No, thank you......I'm stuffed!"

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Knock Knock

Who's there?

Barbie

Barbie who?

Barbecue

(Submitted by Meghan (age 5) from PA - thank you!)

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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

(Submitted by Justin (age 6) from Indiana - thank you!)

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Which side of a leopard has the most spots?

The Outside!

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Knock Knock

Who's there?

Doris

Doris who?

Doris locked, that's why I was knocking!

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A grandmother was surprised by her 7 year old grandson one morning. He had made her coffee.

She drank what was the worst cup of coffee in her life. When she got to the bottom, there were three of those little green army men in the cup. She said, "Honey, what are the army men doing in my coffee?"

Her grandson said, "Grandma, it says on TV....The best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup!"

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