do you call two birds in the sun?
by Ashlyn (age 5) from TN - thank you!)
The teacher tells you to spit out your bubble gum
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
What is ORANGE and sounds like a parrot?
(Submitted by Meghan (age 5) from PA - thank you!)
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
by Justin (age 6) from Indiana - thank you!)
Which side of a leopard has the most spots?
Doris locked, that's why I was knocking!
A grandmother was surprised by her 7 year old grandson one morning. He had made her coffee.
She drank what was the worst cup of coffee in her life. When she got to the bottom, there were three of those little green army men in the cup. She said, "Honey, what are the army men doing in my coffee?"
Her grandson said, "Grandma, it says on TV....The best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup!"